Undertaker: "Good Morning!"

JOHN BOY: "Good Morning, UNDERTAKER! I tell you what, man; YOU are AWESOME!"

Undertaker: "Well, Thank You. I appreciate that."

JOHN BOY: "My kids LOVE you, you are like, their favorite!"

Undertaker: "They'll probably grow out of it, so don't worry too much about it."

JOHN BOY: "The Undertaker: 6'10", 328 pounds. They wanted me to ask you. What do you eat?"

Undertaker: "Ah, just about anything I want."

(John Boy and Billy laughing)

BILLY: "There you go."

JOHN BOY: "Okay! They wanted me to ask you about your Tombstone piledriver. Have you actually, you know, KILLED...."

BILLY: "See, Johnny has one of those, but it's a pizza."

(Undertaker, John boy and Billy laughing)

JOHN BOY: "I mean, have you KILLED..."

Undertaker: "In the ring with it? Nah, I haven't killed anybody... I, uh, have sent, uh, a few people out of the arenas flat on their back on a stretcher, but uh, I have actually, not to this day... today brings a new light, but I haven't killed anyone, yet."

JOHN BOY: "Aw, man. The Federation Champion, the Tag Team Champion. Remember, you actually kinda turned on your brother there a little bit."

Undertaker: "Well, you see, Kane and I had an understanding that uh, you know, we just recently fought for the Federation Title..."

JOHN BOY: "Mm, hmm."

Undertaker: "Against Steve Austin. It was a triple threat match were all three individuals were in the ring at the same time, and uh, I thought we had come to an understanding, that uh, the older, wiser brother would uh, you know, would become champion, but uh, you know, that's what happens when I let him think for himself. He, he uh, he decided that the title was a bit more important than respecting his older brother, so, you know, our plans kinda fell by the wayside there."

JOHN BOY: "He needed to be TAUGHT!"

Undertaker: "Yeah, well, he will. Uh, it started tonight."

BILLY: "Never takes sides against the family."

JOHN BOY: "Especially the Undertaker... you don't do that!"

(John Boy and Billy laughing)

JOHN BOY: "So listen now, Undertaker. It looks as though you have reconciled with your former manager, Paul Bearer, just last Sunday at Judgement Day. Is that....?"

Undertaker: "Yeah, pretty much. We have had our run ins and uh, it is pretty much a case of, you know, as warped and demented as Paul is, he's.. and I don't know what this says about ME..."

(Undertaker, John Boy and Billy laughing)

Undertaker: ...He really uh, he's really the only one that understands and knows where the Undertaker is coming from, so we have decided to let bygones be bygones and uh, open up a whole new reign of terror in the World Wrestling Federation."

JOHN BOY: "I hear ya, man. Well, WWF tonight. Charlotte Coliseum, tomorrow night - Greensborough Coliseum, you are off to Madison Square Garden on Sunday. Friday, October 30, the USF Sundome in Tampa... and Saturday, Halloween Night, the Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, so."

Undertaker: "It's a busy schedule, but, you know, someone's gotta do it."

(John Boy laughing)

Undertaker: "There are souls to take and uh, who better than me to take them?"

JOHN BOY: "Go around spreading the peace."

Undertaker: "Well, I think it is a little too late to spread the peace."

JOHN BOY: "Undertaker, thanks for talking to us this morning, man. You the man, go get 'em."

Undertaker: "Well, you guys, uh, you guys continue to do a good job and check out.... uh, what, what was the guy that was on here before me?"

JOHN BOY: "That was Monroe Fisher, he travels around the world and calls us."

Undertaker: "Yeah, it looks like he is going to be running into me before long. (laughing)"

JOHN BOY: "Well, when he gets back in, you know, if Paul Bearer is getting on your nerves again, and you wanna cut loose, you really need to meet Monroe!"

Undertaker: "He sounds like he'd be a heck of a backup for me!"

JOHN BOY: "Yeah, he'll watch your back. Of course, he gave away his switchblade to somebody in the crowd after his first fight!"

Undertaker: "Well, that's not gonna do us any good!"

(Undertaker, John Boy and Billy laughing)

JOHN BOY: "Naw! Alright Undertaker! Thank you, buddy!"

Undertaker: "Thanks, guys."